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**Mr. Nerfect** · 09-30-2006, 01:31 AM

Eric Bischoff makes his entrance, with Jonathan Coachman by his side. Apparently Theodore Long is still meeting with Vince McMahon regarding the fate of the United States Championship. Eric Bischoff has a suitcase with him, and requests the presence of King Booker in the ring. Triple H gets on the microphone and asks what this is about. Is the nWo coming back? Is Bischoff banging Stephanie? Is Bischoff banging Shane? What possibly relevence does the unemployed Eric Bischoff have to Monday Night RAW? Bischoff says that in August 2002, he created a new World Championship out of thin air, and awarded it to Triple H. The same title was held by Shawn Michaels, and is now around the waist of King Booker. King Booker asks Eric Bischoff what his point is. Bischoff says that he didn't create the World Heavyweight Championship for the WWE. That's why there is no "World Wrestling Entertainment" suffix before it. Bischoff says that he purchased the belt, and he sanctioned it under his name. That right there isn't the "WWE's World Heavyweight Championship", but rather it's "Eric Bischoff's World Heavyweight Championship". Jonathan Coachman then gets on the mic and tells Bischoff that he's been threatening to take the belt away from the WWE for the past week, he promised to do it if he didn't have a segment to make an announcement. Eric Bischoff then makes it perfectly clear he will be taking the World Heavyweight Championship off King Booker. This makes King Booker revert back to his "Booker T" persona. Bischoff then says that won't be all. His announcement is that he has found a suitable choice for World Heavyweight Champion.

A clock begins to countdown:

10...

9...

8...

7...

6...

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

JERICHO!

"Welcome to...RAW...is...JERICHO!!!!!!!!!!!". Chris Jericho is out, and marches proudly to the ring. Triple H, Shawn Michaels and King Booker cannot believe it. Chris Jericho then cuts a promo about being back, and how his fourth reign as World Champion is going to be legendary. Partially because he doesn't actually have to defend the belt on WWE TV, because its not an obligation Eric Bischoff and Chris Jericho have to fulfill. King Booker asks Eric what he has to do to get a title shot. Eric Bischoff says that the only thing that will get Chris Jericho back in the WWE is money. Bischoff says he is willing to sell the World Heavyweight Championship to Vince McMahon, and the WWE, for a reasonable price. Chris Jericho would also need to be paid a lot of money for his services. Jericho then demands King Booker hand over the World Heavyweight Title belt, or he will take it from him. Triple H and Shawn Michaels sit in the corner and say stuff like "Ooo, this is going to be good". King Booker and Chris Jericho have a bit of a brawl, but Jericho walks away with the World Heavyweight Title. When King Booker is lying in the ring, crying, Triple H gets on the mic, and crouches down next to Booker and asks "So...that was Eric Bischoff, right?", Booker then begins to break down into tears.

When we return, Paul London & Brian Kendrick welcome us back, with Ashley Massaro standing in between them. They say they aren't DX, and they aren't Chris Jericho, but they are the WWE Tag Team Champions, and they won't be going anywhere, they can be found on Friday Night SmackDown! every week.

Kane makes his entrance for the Fatal Fourway Match. Umaga attacks him, not even making his own entrance. Randy Orton then enters, but Carlito cuts him off too. We just get a wild brawl. Eventually it turns into more of a match. Kane hits Chokeslams on everyone but, then chases Estrada off. Umaga follows Kane, and the two brawl through the crowd (again). That leaves Randy Orton and Carlito in the ring. Orton eventually scouts for an RKO, goes for it, but Carlito turns it into a Backcracker for the pinfall victory. JR stresses that Umaga is yet to be pinned or submit, and JBL says that Jamal sucks until he competes on SmackDown!. So do all these men. JBL constantly asks if Randy Orton wants an "AWOL-y pop", and calls him a coke-head, etc. Joey Styles calls him a bitter son of a bitch.

The semi-main event is the ECW World Championship Match. Big Show makes his entrance, and then RVD follows, only to get mugged by Doug and Derrick, the enforcers. Super Crazy and 2 Cold Scorpio run out for the save, and remove Doug and Derrick from the match. Rob Van Dam picks up the win with a Van Terminator and two Five Star Frog Splashes.

When we return, Theodore Long approaches King Booker in the back. Long says he is adding King Booker to the main event tonight. Booker asks if the US Title is coming back to SmackDown!, and Long says "No, that's why we're going to take the only World Championship in the WWE, the WWE Championship. I'm adding you to the match, playa, you beat down John Cena, you kick his wigger ass, and you bring the WWE Championship home to Friday Nights, you hear me?".

John Cena makes his entrance, and he is followed by King Booker's Court, to their theme music. William Regal and Finlay attack Cena, but Johnny Boy holds his own. King Booker blindsides him with a Royal Sidekick, though, and the Court then swarm Cena. JBL makes remarks like "now this is a Fatal Fourway!", as JR cries that it is unfair. Cena battles back, and is about to force William Regal to tap to the STFU, once again, when Batista's music hits. He and Bobby Lashley make their way to the ring. Cena looks like he is about to cry, but then just screams at the top of his lungs, and starts throwing his retarded punches at Batista and Lashley. Bobby cuts Cena off with a knee, though, and the Cena mugging continues. The RAW lockerroom tries to come down and help Cena, but Batista lifts the steel steps off their hinges, and holds them off. Edge is through the crowd, and he Spears Lashley! He follows it up with one on Regal! Then he Spears Finlay! Edge then tells Cena to cover so that Edge can take the title from him later. Edge then baseball slides out of the ring, and starts throwing rights at Batista from behind. The RAW guys flood Batista, until some SmackDown! guys come out to brawl. Cena has a pin on Regal, but JBL enters the ring. Clothesline from Hell on Cena! Royal Hangover by King Booker! 1-2-3! KING BOOKER IS THE NEW WWE CHAMPION! JBL then leaps over the barricade with Booker in tow, as RAW goes off the air.

09-30-2006, 01:31 AM	#9
Mr. Nerfect Posts: 61,543	Eric Bischoff makes his entrance, with Jonathan Coachman by his side. Apparently Theodore Long is still meeting with Vince McMahon regarding the fate of the United States Championship. Eric Bischoff has a suitcase with him, and requests the presence of King Booker in the ring. Triple H gets on the microphone and asks what this is about. Is the nWo coming back? Is Bischoff banging Stephanie? Is Bischoff banging Shane? What possibly relevence does the unemployed Eric Bischoff have to Monday Night RAW? Bischoff says that in August 2002, he created a new World Championship out of thin air, and awarded it to Triple H. The same title was held by Shawn Michaels, and is now around the waist of King Booker. King Booker asks Eric Bischoff what his point is. Bischoff says that he didn't create the World Heavyweight Championship for the WWE. That's why there is no "World Wrestling Entertainment" suffix before it. Bischoff says that he purchased the belt, and he sanctioned it under his name. That right there isn't the "WWE's World Heavyweight Championship", but rather it's "Eric Bischoff's World Heavyweight Championship". Jonathan Coachman then gets on the mic and tells Bischoff that he's been threatening to take the belt away from the WWE for the past week, he promised to do it if he didn't have a segment to make an announcement. Eric Bischoff then makes it perfectly clear he will be taking the World Heavyweight Championship off King Booker. This makes King Booker revert back to his "Booker T" persona. Bischoff then says that won't be all. His announcement is that he has found a suitable choice for World Heavyweight Champion. A clock begins to countdown: 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... JERICHO! "Welcome to...RAW...is...JERICHO!!!!!!!!!!!". Chris Jericho is out, and marches proudly to the ring. Triple H, Shawn Michaels and King Booker cannot believe it. Chris Jericho then cuts a promo about being back, and how his fourth reign as World Champion is going to be legendary. Partially because he doesn't actually have to defend the belt on WWE TV, because its not an obligation Eric Bischoff and Chris Jericho have to fulfill. King Booker asks Eric what he has to do to get a title shot. Eric Bischoff says that the only thing that will get Chris Jericho back in the WWE is money. Bischoff says he is willing to sell the World Heavyweight Championship to Vince McMahon, and the WWE, for a reasonable price. Chris Jericho would also need to be paid a lot of money for his services. Jericho then demands King Booker hand over the World Heavyweight Title belt, or he will take it from him. Triple H and Shawn Michaels sit in the corner and say stuff like "Ooo, this is going to be good". King Booker and Chris Jericho have a bit of a brawl, but Jericho walks away with the World Heavyweight Title. When King Booker is lying in the ring, crying, Triple H gets on the mic, and crouches down next to Booker and asks "So...that was Eric Bischoff, right?", Booker then begins to break down into tears. When we return, Paul London & Brian Kendrick welcome us back, with Ashley Massaro standing in between them. They say they aren't DX, and they aren't Chris Jericho, but they are the WWE Tag Team Champions, and they won't be going anywhere, they can be found on Friday Night SmackDown! every week. Kane makes his entrance for the Fatal Fourway Match. Umaga attacks him, not even making his own entrance. Randy Orton then enters, but Carlito cuts him off too. We just get a wild brawl. Eventually it turns into more of a match. Kane hits Chokeslams on everyone but, then chases Estrada off. Umaga follows Kane, and the two brawl through the crowd (again). That leaves Randy Orton and Carlito in the ring. Orton eventually scouts for an RKO, goes for it, but Carlito turns it into a Backcracker for the pinfall victory. JR stresses that Umaga is yet to be pinned or submit, and JBL says that Jamal sucks until he competes on SmackDown!. So do all these men. JBL constantly asks if Randy Orton wants an "AWOL-y pop", and calls him a coke-head, etc. Joey Styles calls him a bitter son of a bitch. The semi-main event is the ECW World Championship Match. Big Show makes his entrance, and then RVD follows, only to get mugged by Doug and Derrick, the enforcers. Super Crazy and 2 Cold Scorpio run out for the save, and remove Doug and Derrick from the match. Rob Van Dam picks up the win with a Van Terminator and two Five Star Frog Splashes. When we return, Theodore Long approaches King Booker in the back. Long says he is adding King Booker to the main event tonight. Booker asks if the US Title is coming back to SmackDown!, and Long says "No, that's why we're going to take the only World Championship in the WWE, the WWE Championship. I'm adding you to the match, playa, you beat down John Cena, you kick his wigger ass, and you bring the WWE Championship home to Friday Nights, you hear me?". John Cena makes his entrance, and he is followed by King Booker's Court, to their theme music. William Regal and Finlay attack Cena, but Johnny Boy holds his own. King Booker blindsides him with a Royal Sidekick, though, and the Court then swarm Cena. JBL makes remarks like "now this is a Fatal Fourway!", as JR cries that it is unfair. Cena battles back, and is about to force William Regal to tap to the STFU, once again, when Batista's music hits. He and Bobby Lashley make their way to the ring. Cena looks like he is about to cry, but then just screams at the top of his lungs, and starts throwing his retarded punches at Batista and Lashley. Bobby cuts Cena off with a knee, though, and the Cena mugging continues. The RAW lockerroom tries to come down and help Cena, but Batista lifts the steel steps off their hinges, and holds them off. Edge is through the crowd, and he Spears Lashley! He follows it up with one on Regal! Then he Spears Finlay! Edge then tells Cena to cover so that Edge can take the title from him later. Edge then baseball slides out of the ring, and starts throwing rights at Batista from behind. The RAW guys flood Batista, until some SmackDown! guys come out to brawl. Cena has a pin on Regal, but JBL enters the ring. Clothesline from Hell on Cena! Royal Hangover by King Booker! 1-2-3! KING BOOKER IS THE NEW WWE CHAMPION! JBL then leaps over the barricade with Booker in tow, as RAW goes off the air. Last edited by Mr. Nerfect; 09-30-2006 at 01:50 AM.