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Holly/Heyman/Test Skit
-Bob asks for another shot at RVD, Hey refuses.
-Bob threatens Heyman, only to get a chairshot on his wound from Test.
-Test faces RVD tonight, Extreme Rules.

Sabu/Sandman vs. Big Show/Striker
-Striker's tight colors are wild.
-Nice leg work from Sabu.
-Sandman executes a Hurricanrana from top turnbuckle.

Kelly Kelly/Trinity Extreme Poker Promo
-Kelly Kelly reveals her breast, nipples covered with Ace Cards.
-Nice to see trinity.

Kevin Thorn w/Ariel vs. Tommy Dreamer
-Dreamer has a hacked version of Man in the Box lol
-Thorn uses walking stick to steal a win.

The Marine Promo
-"John wanted to do all of his own stunts."
-Greatest movie ever.

Maria(?!?) Extreme Poker Promo
-What is she doing here?
-She does her dumb bitch thing. Meh.

CM Punk vs. Danny Doring
-I typed in the card of the match and so-help-me I looked back at the TV and the match was already over.
-Kelly Kelly tries to award Punk with a strip tease. Knox comes out and warns Punk to stay away from Kelly. Knox doesn't like that.
-Knox runs up on Punk but backs down. See ya next week.

Ashley/Krystal Extreme Poker Promo
Some kind of set-up for a future rivalry is given. Meh. SmackDown! meh at that.

RVD vs Test
-Rob misses his Spin Kick to Barricade move. Ouch.
-Rolling Thunder on Test laying on the steel steps! Nice!
-Test brings out ALOT of chairs.
-Test hits a... Test Daminator...
-Test EATS a chair throw from Van Dam.
-After playing with Holly Bump from last week, Sunset Flip powerbomb through a table; RVD to Test.
-Heyman comes ringside, enforcers in tow.
-Enforcers attack RVD.
-Now RVD EATS a thrown chair! Chair actually opens on impact.
-RVD misses a Rolling thunder, Test puts chair in his place. Ouch.
-Test executes flying elbow drop (forgot he did that) with chair in hand on RVD, who already had a chair on him. It's exactly how I said it. Wow.
-RVD sets up a 5-Star thru a table, Big Show pushes him off turnbuckle on table. Test picks up the win with a TKO.