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Old 11-04-2006, 01:14 AM   #1143
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He probably shit in the closet Matt Hasselbeck came out of.

But to answer your question, Dookie Davenport snuck into his ex GF's dorm room while she was sleeping, opened her closet door, and took a shit in her clothes hamper.

Fuckin' shit in the fuckin' hamper. That's legendary. I was sad the Vikings didn't pick him up. We'd be getting more than 2.5 YPC that Chester Taylor's getting...
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