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Since this one's old, I'd say that if they were going to do it at all, they would have done it before now.
If they want to do anything about TNA, they should just leave it at making fun of Kurt Angle. Burt Angel comes out with silver medals, gets out of matches he doesn't want to be in by claiming he's addicted to pain killers, talks about his 3 E's, Extremity, Energy, and Excessive pain killer usage. During matches he comes out wearing a mouthguard that makes him look like he's missing his two front teeth. No harm no foul with most fans. They won't even know anything about TNA. They'll just think Kurt left the company on bad terms like so many before him.
Todd Grisham: "Burt! I've just heard from Executive Assistant Jonathan Coachman that you are to have a two-on-one handicap match against none other than DX. How are you preparing yourself."
Burt: "Preparing myself? You think I'm preparing myself? Todd Grisham, in the amount of time it took for me to get pinned and get these silver medals, I'm gonna walk right up to Mr. McMahon and demand he cancel this match. I am addicted to pain killers. I have pain all the time. It's just my way of dealing with it. Just an hour ago I had two asperine and a glass of milk. What do you think is going to happen if I get cut out there? That kind of thing won't scab over. Just you watch. I'll talk to Mr. Mcmahon, and I bet you my broken freakin' neck against yours that he'll give me a month's paid vacation and another silver medal when I'm done."
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