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Empire Strikes Back
Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough... he told me you killed him.
Vader: No. I am your father.
Luke: Noo... that's not true... that's IMPOSSIBLE!
Vader: No, seriously, look I even have a picture.
(Vader presses a button on his chestplate and a picture starts printing from his chest. It stops halfway and makes funny noises.)
Vader: Shit, this thing always does this... okay, here we go.
(Holds up a picture of Chewbacca in a mini skirt.)
Vader: Oops, wrong picture.
Luke: This is getting too ****ed up for me.
(He falls.)
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