As Scott Hall was King of the Ladder Match, and Mick Foley was King of the Death Match, so was Rhyno the King of the Guess-what-hand-I'm-hiding-the-quarter-in Match.
The Cat hated it when Ms. Mero would try to "bargain" out of being taken back to the WWE Nursing Home.
Strapping Roman candles on the referee's back was a fun idea to make the show more spectacular, but it was REALLY scary for the guys who were standing on the top rope.
Eddie: Hey, Chavo! Check out the number I did on Haas and Benjamin's car!
Chavo: Ummm, Uncle Eddie? That's
our car. I think Shelton must've dropped you on your head in there.
Eddie:.......................MERDE!
Chavo: And stop ripping off other people's captions!
Big Show, realizing he probably wouldn't get the main WWE Title in a long time, decides to try and sneak himself into the Cruiserweight Division. Needless to say, his Konnan disguise didn't fool anyone.
"....and then he said, 'Hey, Show, I think it'd be really funny if you came out dressed like John Cena for your promo.' And I told him, 'look, buddy, the Big Show does not do comedy, allright? If you want someone to make an ass out of himself for some lame segment, look somewhere else.' I mean, that'd just be stupid. So then Vince snaps his fingers, I kind of black out for a few seconds, and..........
..........shit."
Show models the newer, more stylish straight-jackets, "for the crazy person who's just crazy about fashion!"
Brock heard a faint ticking sound, and then it hit him: It wasn't Rey Mysterio he was holding in his arms! It was A BOMB!!!