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Top Ten Reasons Tovo is going to win the Rumble Tonight...
Number Ten - Because M-A-G can't cut a promo to save his life.
Number Nine - Because Tovo is American.
Number Eight - Because sometimes Loose Cannon gets tired of using a Hoover Vacume and he owes Tovo some favors.
Number Seven - Because we live in an era where mid carders who stick around long enough are eventually given title runs.
Number Six - Because WWKD is nothing more than a gimmick stealing son of a bitch.
Number Five - Because Sex Sells, and we all know Tovo is bringing Sexy Back.
Number Four - Because the other people involved have better things to do with their lives than write out usless promos.
Number Three - Because we all know fag can fly so his feet will never touch the ground.
Number Two - Because if Tovo doesn't win, there are going to be a hell of a lot of people "On Notice."
And finally...
Number One - Because if he doesn't, he is going to make the winner his "Special Friend" for the night.
TOVO Fact: Tovo is eating a Thanksgiving Day Turkey Sandwich.
Last edited by The One; 11-23-2006 at 06:29 PM.
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