Because I can't let Corky get too comfortable...
John Cena's gimmick was forever buried after the night he got the giggles.
KURT: Belizeguatemalaelsalvadorhondurasnicaraguacostaricapanama...HOMO!
JOHN: Wait...that wasn't in alpha--
KURT: No. Better. Geographic order!
JOHN: Oh, no... Not another running gag...
Brian Hebner's Igor impression came to a crushing halt after Kurt informed him that there actually was no "Igor" character in Mary Shelley's
Frankenstein.
Fucking spoilsport...
Yes, kids, in honor of his upcoming match with Randy Orton in OVW, John Cena has been awarded his very own Telepathetic Helmet. Let's listen in...
KURT: Hmm...MontgomereyJuneauTucsonLittleRo--
DANNY: Owieowieowieowieowie
BRIAN: I *sob* can't believe I've been living a lie all these years...
JOHN: Damn, whatever cold medicine loopydate's taking to make his captions so incoherent...I want some!
JOHN: You can't see me!
KURT: You're right. I'm just seeing a blurry white mess.
BRIAN: But...he did have a hunchback assistant, right?
JOHN: Oh, for Christ's sake... Why can't you be like your dad and just ring the bell?
Kurt played a little air-jug. This was going to be the best jamboree EVER!
Y'know what? I'm going to take a break before I embarass myself any further.