Storyline idea for Eugene. We see a GTV clip of him playing with a brand new ball in his front yard and it begins to roll away into the street. He runs after it and is nailed and blown apart (ala robocop) by a speeding greyhound bus that comes to a screeching halt. We hear the genie say "69 dollars or less move now if the spirit moveeesss youuu". The Four Horsemen come out dressed in drag and do a musical number on his corpse and his retarded black lovechild wins the title in his memory against KFED at Wrestlemania in an extreme agrocrag match with special guest enforcer Mo and commentary by Mike O'Malley.
Russo aint got shit on me.
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