[Fryza]

Victoria didn't like the idea of being used as the ball in the game of catch. Especially when she realized why the ref was cupping his hands.



Victoria: And then he said, "Because it's a MOOSE!"
Lita: OH! HAHAHAHA! I get it! That crazy Flair and his Moosen.



Lita knew she only had one way to win, and that was to deflate Victoria's breasts.



The WWE signed an agreement with the WB, getting a larger, more powerful female roster...

Announcer: Here is your winner...Piper Halloway!



Victoria: Stevie...arm...losing blood..
Steven: Are they still flipping me off?! Those rotten kids, I'll show them!
Victoria: Please stop using my arm for it..
Steven: Quiet woman!



When Victoria needed a high note, Stevie fisted her. Worked everytime.



Orton lived up to his daddy's legacy, and began playing "Cowboys" and "Indians" with the ref. Natural, he was Cowboy Orton.



You can see Vince's and Steve's expressions, after learning how much Eric saved by switching to Geico.



Benoit earned his name the "Rabid Wolverine," by dislocating Shawn's shoulder, breaking his nose, and eating his hair. ALL IN ONE MOVE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!



Orton: Okay...Batista, you go in and attack straight down the middle. The rest of us will run to the limo and party..
Batista: Hey...wait no! That isn't fair.
Hunter: Yeah Randy, I'm the one that writes the shots around here...
Batista: Yeah!
Hunter: Okay Batista, you go in and attack straight down the middle. The rest of us will run to the limo and party..
Batista: Yea...wait...



Batista: Dangit...this worked for Brock..



Benoit finally broke the glass ceiling, and stayed there, by hanging on to O'Haire's cage.



No matter how good at technical wrestling Benoit was, he just couldn't pull off that Hurricarana...



Benoit: I. GOT. YOUR. NOSE.
Dave: WHAT?! Earl..He's got my nose! Stop him, that's illegal! No, he can;t do that, HELP HELP HELP!
Earl: It's a figure of speech Dave..
Dave: But it actually hurts there!
Earl: Because that move hurts the nose...



Today's RAW was SUPPOSED TO be brought to you by the letter Y, but NO, he just HAD to fuck it up...



Christian soon realized, that the only way to get his push back, was to dig through the TRUE midcard hell...Trish's cleavage...



Mick: And then I said to my wife, "You couldn't clock me on a good da."
JR: And...
Mick: And then she clocked me..



Christian: C'Mon....give us a HUG!
Trish: No.



Christian: HAHAHA! Now you're stuck in this submission, and you have no choice but to ta...ta...ah..ah..ow..OW! Hey! STOP PINCHING MY LEGS! REF REF!
Ref: And here is the hair line...



..and it was all going great, 'til Vince saw the girl's dad heading down the ramp.



Stacy was pleased. Once she convinced the cops she was only twelve, she could have Vince sent to jail and she could take over the company.

In the meanwhile, Jackie botched thinking...



Most. Pathetic. Strip. Tease. Ever.



And we now return to the 2004 Tounge Twister Championships:

Kane: How many times does a random jobber lose in a match against Triple H!
Vince: That wasn't a Tounge Twister...
Kane: Fine, then let's see you do one!
Vince: Barely buried between Benoit and Batista and behind the bolting balance of beauty bitterly.
Kane: ...ah shit...



Austin: Vince, I think it's time I stepped down and passed the torch to a younger star. I think it's time that I stop taking up TV time, company money, and move on. I think you should give the correct pushes to the good poeple, instead of listening to Hunter. Vince, I'm giving the fans what they want, and allowing a new star to be born.
Vince: Really!?
Austin: Naw, I'm just playing, you know I wouldn't be that stupid.



It was win/win for Austin. He bid on the hasbeen.



Test your might.
Test your might.
Test your might.
...MORTAL KOMBAT!



Vince: Your soul is MINE!
Eric: ...actually..Hunter alread has i...
Vince: SILENCE PEON!



Brock and Austin didn't really understand the concept of Leap Frog..



This is the worst attempt at a Tornado DDT I have ever seen.



Brock was more than scared when he realized he accidentally killed Austin. In sheer confusion, he told Vince that he had caught Austin on the computer, thusly he must have been leaking information. Due to his bad mic skills, however, Vince forced Brock to job to Angle one more time, causing Lesnar to cry backstage afterwards. Everything was fine the next day. Gotta love happy endings.