Jazz: So what's he doing now.
Victoria: I think he's setting up for the magic show.
Jazz: Oh, the juggling act is over already?
Ref: 5 seconds ladies
Victoria: Please, Please...make it stop
Lita: Oh god, my eyesssssssssssssssssssss
Ref: Okay guys, they've been punished enough. Turn off the Hunter/Steph Honeymoon tape.
Contrary to what some may believe, the ref was really just checking to see if Vicoria had any illegal objects in her tights.
Stevie: What the hell, Sunday Night Heat. Dammit, they've done it again.
Victoria: Whyyyyyyyyyyyy.
The bookers decided to scrap the Hurricane/Storm match in order for Evolution to have a little game of 'Cops and Robbers'
Austin: TH......TH-EH.....TH-EH
Bischoff: THE
Vince: Wow, Tough one.
Benoit: You better tap or I'll tell the whole world what I saw happening inside Vince's office yesterday.
HHH: Oh Sh**....Tap Shawn, Tap Nowwwwwwww.
After witnessing Benoit's Suicide Headbut off the top rope, Evolution had these thoughts:
Flair: My god, what a move.
Batista:We're actually aloud to climb the turnbuckles?
Orton: SOOOO, it's possible to do that without falling flat on your face?
HHH: That's going to be tough one to no sell.
Batista: PSSSS, Chris what should I do next
Benoit: Okay, Lift me up and give me a torture rack.
Batista Got it
Batista: LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!
Benoit: Why the FU** do I even try.
Benoit: Dave your suppossed to TAP Dammit
Batista: I never learned how
Benoit:Just move your hand up and down hitting canvas
Batista: The left one or the right?
Benoit: Can you move your right hand?
Batista: NO, it's stuck
Benoit: Then the left one you stupid ****!!!!!!!
Benoit: 'Oh yeah Chris, come to Raw, you'll have loads of fun here.' LIARS!!!!!!!
Christian: Okay Trish, I'll explain it one more time. You see, when the "good guy" wrestler decides to have a change of heart and become a "bad guy," that's called a 'Heel Turn.' You get it now.
JR: So, how do you feel about your feud with the so called, 'Legend Killer,' Randy Orton
Mick: WHO?
Christian: What now?
Trish: Do you know what the term "Bury" means, cause I heard Triple H using that a couple of times when he was refferring to his Wrestlemania match?
Oh look, you can finally get a glimpse of Sean O'Haire's cage in the upper right hand corner.
Kane: OK, it was funny last week, but paying me in oreo cookies really has to stop.
Austin: Did you know that Mr. America was Hulk Hogan?
Vince: Your kidding, right?
Austin really enjoyed watching the Bischoff/McMahin staring contest while drunk and stoned out of his mind.
Bischoff: What should I do?
Austin: Give him a "Jamie Noble"
Vince: For the last time Steve, that's an actual wrestler, not a move.
As you can see, hide-and-go-seek really wasn't Brock's game.
Brock does a great 'HHH' and the same can be said for Austin's 'Benoit' impersanation.
jesus, did I HATE the pics this week.