Victoria: GO-GO Gadget Boobs!
Victoria: So I said "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
Lita:
Beating HHH to the punch, Brock Lesnar captures the WWE Women's Title first
Stevie: Great job Victoria, and now that I'm on RAW my push can come abou----DAMN LOOK AT EM TITTIES!
Randy: Bang! Bang! I killed another legend!
Austin: Oh god thats Linda! naked!
Vince: huh, so thats what she looks like naked
Benoit: TAP! TAP! TAP!
HBK: Oh your wrists are so smooth, what moisturizer do you use?
Benoit: Do you ever sell?
HBK: Not for Canadians
HHH: So THATS what talent looks like
Batista: EARL RING THE BELL!
Benoit: No you have to have me in the Sharpshooter
Batista: NOW EARL!
Benoit: ....to think I could have wrestled Eddie at Wrestlemania
Benoit: Now you tap
Batista: Oh like you will at Wrestlemania?
Benoit: Yeah...wait what?
Christian: Hi Trish, I think you're the breast wrestler...I mean, your moves are tittilating.....wait let me try this again...nice boobs
JR: Mick, do you know that you're drinking not coffee but Columbian Decaffienated coffee crystals?
Mick: ......you son of A BITCH!
Christian: ARGH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! BOOBIES! BOOBIES! BOOBIES! BOOBIES! BOOBIES! BOOBIES! BOOBIES! BOOBIES! BOOBIES! BOOBIES!
Stacy: Whose that in the corner over there?
Vince: Oh uh no one
Stacy: Is that a cage in the ceiling?
Vince: No...its.....uh.....new lighting
Sean: I'm! Not! Telling! You! Anything! You! Don't! Already! Know!
Kane: I don't want a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter cola!
Vince: Oops I crapped my pants
Austin: Oh man I hope no one heard that...
Bischoff: Steve, help me!
Austin: c'mon Eric haven't you seen any talented wrestlers?
Bischoff: tah....lehn...thed?
The Rock really bulked up for his return...
IF YA SMELLLL EL ELE LE LEL EL...WHAT THE HOSS...IS....COOKIN