When Earl and Jazz found out Victoria was Jewish they had to help her discover the joy of Jesus Christ. Too bad the light that Victoria saw was really Sean O’Haire’s flashlight as he tried making shadow puppets.
Earl: Lita, calm down. You don’t have to sell the move that much ‘till it’s locked in.
Lita: I’m just balancing out Triple H’s no sells.
The ref thought he had it made with his view of Victoria’s ass. God knew he had it made with his view of Lita’s.
Unbeknownst to Victoria, the cyborg was adjusting her arm cannon, waiting for a reason not to shoot…
At this very moment Stevie Richards realizes that he’s Victoria’s bitch.
Stevie held on for dear life at this point. Victoria was being elevated, and she knew she could make it without Stevie… but Stevie….
Randy: Shoot that fan in the ass!
Huh!
Did I get it?
Did the gag work?
Steve watches on as Vince gets ready to violate Eric even more…
Yep, Triple H is pissed… HBK never gave HIM a reach around!
We all know Vince was going to give it to Eric in the poop-hole, but did Vince NEED to do it in the middle of the ring… Now let’s go into the heads of Evolution!
Ric: In all my years… I’ve never seen any screwjob like that….
Batisa: So that’s what I need to do to get a push.
Randy: That’s what I did to get a push.
Triple H: I so did that do his daughter last night!
Everyone backstage is so proud of Batista. He finally knows a second move!
Vince: Okay Chris, let go of the cage! You’re going to wake up Sean O’Haire!
Chris: But I’m going to get screwed out of the title!!!
Vince: No, you won’t… How about this… You get HBK in the sharpshooter, HBK reverses it, and then someone runs in to cause a disqualification… How about that Bre… Chris?
Chris: But my finisher is the crossface, not the sharpshooter…
Vince: Replace sharpshooter with crossface then… How ‘bout it?
Chris: Give me your word you’re not going to screw me!
Vince: I give you my word as a promoter.
Beniot’s wrestling career was ended shortly after Batista got distracted by a shiny object in the audience.
Chris made Batista play “Guess Who I Am” with Earl.
Earl: Woof! Woof! Suplex! Suplex!
Batista: I don’t know! I give up! You win!
Chris: You don’t even know Rick?
Basita: Flair?
Earl: Chris… more pressure on the crossface… NOW!
Hey RVD, who give Triple H a hand job last week?