Ref: "Yes! My shlong really IS this big!"
Victoria: "Nooooo! It's impossible!!!"
Victoria knew that it was a tad severe, but someone had to make sure that Lita never sung on "WWE Originals" ever again.
Ref: "Thank God for X-ray vision."
Victoria's championship was shortlived, as HHH, beginning his insidious plot to steal all the belts, sneaks in from the right-hand side.
Stevie was happy and frightened at the same time. On the one hand, he was ecstatic that Victoria was the new women's champ. On the other hand, he hoped to God that no one remembered that he was a former women's champ.
She had the belt. She had the man. Her job was done. Victoria fired off her grappling hook and escaped into the night.
As part of a daring cross promotion with Mel Gibson, Randy Orton becomes the new "Buddy Christ".
SCSA: "... I'll let you ride around in my four wheeler."
Bischoff: "Nice try, Steve, but there's no way you're getting my Toblerones."
Vince: "Mmmmm... Toblerones..."
Shawn: "Oh my God! Behind you! It's the disembodied head of Triple H! He'll make jobbers of us all!!!!!"
Ric and HHH stared in disbelief. They'd almost cornered that devious "Invisible Man" Richards, but he'd given them the slip and left all his clothes behind...
Benoit wasn't just the Greatest Technical Wrestler today, he was also Flexible, and he demonstrates it by giving Batista one hell of a kick to the groin.
Benoit proves to the fans why he deserves as shot at the World Heavyweight Title: here, he lifts a Chevy Vega over his head while forty pound weights dangle from his ... er, he's lifting a Chevy Vega. That's impressive.
Benoit: "Am I upside down, or are you right side up?"
Batista: ".... are you ... stop confusing me!!!"
Benoit: "Look, I'm walking on the floor perfectly well! Da da da daaaa..."
Batista: "Gyaaahhhhh!!!"
Batista: "Ow? Why so upset? Don't these captions always tell me to grab a Snickers?"
Benoit: "The candy, you fool! The CANDY!!!"
RVD entertains the crowd by catching grapes in his mouth. Unfortunately, some asshole threw a whole cluster, missed, and ruined it for everybody.
Christian was pleased with his new Trish Stratus blow up doll, and he was even more delighted when he found out it came with a free iPod.
Mick: "... and the moral of the story is, JR, if you go on the internet, don't tell Brock."
Trish: "Watch where that right hand's headed, buster."
Ref: *poke* "Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!"
Christian: "Oh, wise guy, eh?!?!"
Stacy: "Uh, Vince, a little help? Rhyno's at it again...."
Vince: "God bless that Rhyno..."
Boy. This is so typical of Vince. He's surrounded by two fabulous blondes, and all he does is close his eyes and think about hosses.
As Stacy teaches Vince the secret art of rubbing your head AND patting your tummy, Jackie sneaks behind him and takes his wallet.
Later, Kane steals Vince's shirt. And he found no point being underhanded about it, either.
SCSA: "I've been wanting to say this for a long time, McMahon. You're a homo."
Vince: "... And?"
Stone Cold smiled as he looked at the first ever Monday Night War Vase.
Bischoff: "Whoa! Whoa! WHOA! Time out! Is it really worth risking life and limb for a stupid Toblerone? A stupid, sweet, delicious, creamy Toblerone?"
Vince: "THHHHEEEEYYY'RE MINE!"
Bischoff: "Too late! I ate it!"
Vince: "You'll regurgitate if you know what's good for... is that kid making kissy faces at me?"
And then, one day, Brock discovered stonecold.com.
Little did Brock know that Stone Cold was a hologram!
"Jesus Christ... he's F-5'd a non-wrestler! Enough is enough! Big O... ACTION!"