I love this idea.
I'd have Cena and Batista coming out in some sort of Ellen rip-off and declaring their love for each other's muscles.
Jeff Hardy dying of a drug overdose and his emo brother Matt throwing himself off a building.
Jackie coming back from TNA to announce that her baby isn't Charlie Haas's at all. It's Russ's...
Shane at Vince's bedside as he slowly dies from colon cancer (explains his fascination with his own ass for years) but while he's getting coffee from the vending machine, Triple H sneaks in a smothers him with a pillow.
I could go on.
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