Victoria: Pop, damn you!
Lita: That's not a zit, it's my chin!
In a tremendous swerve, Goldberg disguises himself as a referee and prepares to spear Victoria.
"Thank God, I had written my PIN number on this thing! I haven't been able to get into my bank account in a year!!!
Stevie couldn't figure out what was worse: being Victoria's bitch, or being a walking WMXX billboard.
Stevie: Well either way, I can see a definite upside to this...
HAHAHA! Hey, I get it, they look like guns! Hey Hunter, check this out!
Vince and Austin lean over to get a peek at Bischoff's new vibe...
Benoit attempts Stu Hart's old trick of finding quarters behind peoples' ears...
Evolution attempts a quadruple crotch-shot on the Titan Tron.
No caption, but damn, check out the bulge...
"Damn, I
am excited...
Vince's attempt to genetically combine midcarders and main eventers went awry when he forgot which was which...
Hebner: Why do they even trust me with Canadians and submissions, anyways...
"Who controls the British crown, who keeps the metric system down, I do... I do..."
Christian: There's a magical push in this box... I was gonna give it to Jericho, but I'll give it to you if *whispers*
Trish: Well, better than doing it to Vince...
Mick's JR impression got him over further than he had ever been before...
Christian: You know, we've both had gold before, why are we doing this?
Trish: We got to close to Jericho.
Christian: Oh yeah.
The fans couldn't take the submission move seriously after seeing Trish's version of the Kama Sutra...
Vince: Everybody in the house say
heeeeyyyy... hoooooo...
Stacy: Dear God, he really has lost it.
Vince: How'd you girls like to make a "me" sandwich?
We now return to "find the push" with Vince McMahon...
Kane:
I SAID PULL MY FINGER!!!
Austin: It's time to tell the truth... you've been stealing my hair for years, havent you?!
In keeping with current events, Austin uses his authority as Sherriff to perform a same-sex marriage.
Austin: This would have meant something five years ago,,,
A flashing by a female fan caused both men to freeze.
Lesnar attempts to start a career as a proctologist...
...but can't seem to find the right area.
Failing proctology, Lesnar becomes WWE's "naptime enforcer."