
Carlito: I spy with my little eye, something that is.... brown.
Mystery Man Out of Frame: Is it sand?
Carlito: Yes! *laughs with glee*

Edge: LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITAAAAAAAA!!! [/Shatner]

Masters: So you see, the move doesn't hurt at all really, and it's all a bunch of fake- Is that camera on?

Shelton: Why do I have to pose with the gun?
Sgt.Brian Anderson: Because you're black.