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**James Steele** · 12-22-2006, 08:31 AM

I made a card awhile back, but that was my idea for a reasonable card. This is my "somewhat realistic" card for...

MAIN EVENT
WWE Heavyweight Championship
John Cena (c) vs. Randy Orton vs. Triple H

(I'd have Randy win the title here. I am the #1 Orton-hater here, but enough is enough of Cena. The match will be a horrible "wrestling match" but the build up could be interesting if Randy grows personality and John Cena learns how not to overact every single thing he does. Triple H has good history and chemistry with both Randy and Cena, plus Triple H will carry this fued into something more than the inevitable match up everything thinks they want to see. I have a feeling RKO will win the Rumble and this will lead to the whole "who will lead the WWE into the future" thing as Triple H finds a way into the match.)

"PICK THIS GUY OVER YOUR HEAD, JACKASS!" HISTORICAL REENACTMENT MATCH
Hulk Hogan vs. Big Show
(ZZZ...Big Show goes over and Hogan dies...yeah right.)

World Heavyweight Championship
Batista (c) vs. The Undertaker
(Undertaker wins in a similar match to the HHH/Taker match @ X-Seven. Blood, Violence, and Brawling everywhere.)

MONEY IN THE BANK III
[SD!] Chris Benoit vs. Ken Kennedy vs. [RAW] Chris Masters vs. Jeff Hardy vs. [ECW] CM Punk vs. Rob Van Dam
(Ken Kennedy or CM Punk gets the win here and goes on to win their World Title at a brand-exclusive PPV that would have no reasonable main event except for him cashing in the MITB.)

EXTREME RULES MATCH
ECW Championship
Test (c) vs. Bobby Lashley
(Lashley wins the title on the biggest stage of them all. Let's hope Bobby doesn't wanna play football.)

EXTREME ORIGINALS vs. EXTREME NOOBS
EXTREME RULES
Sabu/Sandman/Tommy Dreamer vs. Matt Stiker/Mike Knox/Kevin Thorn
(The Originals get the win here before being released within 72 hours.)

Intercontinental Championship
Shelton Benjamin vs. Johnny Nitro vs. Carlito
(Carlito wins! somebody with personality winning a midcard title?...That's cool.)

United States Championship
Finlay vs. William Regal vs. King Booker
(King Booker continues the great tradition of former SmackDown! Champions like Chris Benoit, JBL, and Eddie Guerrero...WRESTLEMANIA MIDCARD! Finlay gets the win here because he loves to fight...and Little Bastard bites a black man on the ass.)

HOSS-A-MANIA MATCH
Umaga vs. Kane vs. The Great Khali
(Kane finally wins a WrestleMania match!)

Shawn Michaels vs Edge
(Edge gets the win here in a possible show-stealer.)

Street Fight
Mick Foley vs. Vince McMahon
(Similar to WrestleMania 22's HBK/McMahon match...only less tanning oil and more socks wrapped in barbwire and covered in 1000s and 1000s of thumbtacks!!!!)

WWE Women's Championship
Mickie James vs. Melina
(Blah. Melina wins which leads to the whole jealousy angle with Johnny Nitro and they eventually break up leading to the end of me muting my TV when they are on my screen.)

SMACKDOWN! SPECIAL TAG TEAM DARK MATCH SPECTACULAR
WWE Tag Team Championship
Paul London/Brian Kendrick vs. Idol Stevens/KC James
(Umm...I dunno. A tag team will win?)

RAW TAG TEAM DARK MATCH SPECTACULAR
World Tag Team Championship
Cryme Tyme vs. Highlanders
(Cryme Tyme gets the big win on the big stage (when the lights are off.)

ECW EXTREME DARK MATCH SPECTACULAR
Balls Mahoney vs. Hardcore Holly
(Double DQ as a result of them breathing too EXTREME)

12-22-2006, 08:31 AM	#76
James Steele TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04 Posts: 29,886	I made a card awhile back, but that was my idea for a reasonable card. This is my "somewhat realistic" card for... *MAIN EVENT* WWE Heavyweight Championship John Cena (c) vs. Randy Orton vs. Triple H (I'd have Randy win the title here. I am the #1 Orton-hater here, but enough is enough of Cena. The match will be a horrible "wrestling match" but the build up could be interesting if Randy grows personality and John Cena learns how not to overact every single thing he does. Triple H has good history and chemistry with both Randy and Cena, plus Triple H will carry this fued into something more than the inevitable match up everything thinks they want to see. I have a feeling RKO will win the Rumble and this will lead to the whole "who will lead the WWE into the future" thing as Triple H finds a way into the match.) "PICK THIS GUY OVER YOUR HEAD, JACKASS!" HISTORICAL REENACTMENT MATCH Hulk Hogan vs. Big Show (ZZZ...Big Show goes over and Hogan dies...yeah right.) World Heavyweight Championship Batista (c) vs. The Undertaker (Undertaker wins in a similar match to the HHH/Taker match @ X-Seven. Blood, Violence, and Brawling everywhere.) MONEY IN THE BANK III [SD!] Chris Benoit vs. Ken Kennedy vs. [RAW] Chris Masters vs. Jeff Hardy vs. [ECW] CM Punk vs. Rob Van Dam (Ken Kennedy or CM Punk gets the win here and goes on to win their World Title at a brand-exclusive PPV that would have no reasonable main event except for him cashing in the MITB.) *EXTREME RULES MATCH* ECW Championship Test (c) vs. Bobby Lashley (Lashley wins the title on the biggest stage of them all. Let's hope Bobby doesn't wanna play football.) EXTREME ORIGINALS vs. EXTREME NOOBS EXTREME RULES Sabu/Sandman/Tommy Dreamer vs. Matt Stiker/Mike Knox/Kevin Thorn (The Originals get the win here before being released within 72 hours.) *Intercontinental Championship* Shelton Benjamin vs. Johnny Nitro vs. Carlito (Carlito wins! somebody with personality winning a midcard title?...That's cool.) *United States Championship* Finlay vs. William Regal vs. King Booker (King Booker continues the great tradition of former SmackDown! Champions like Chris Benoit, JBL, and Eddie Guerrero...WRESTLEMANIA MIDCARD! Finlay gets the win here because he loves to fight...and Little Bastard bites a black man on the ass.) HOSS-A-MANIA MATCH Umaga vs. Kane vs. The Great Khali (Kane finally wins a WrestleMania match!) Shawn Michaels vs Edge (Edge gets the win here in a possible show-stealer.) Street Fight Mick Foley vs. Vince McMahon (Similar to WrestleMania 22's HBK/McMahon match...only less tanning oil and more socks wrapped in barbwire and covered in 1000s and 1000s of thumbtacks!!!!) *WWE Women's Championship* Mickie James vs. Melina (Blah. Melina wins which leads to the whole jealousy angle with Johnny Nitro and they eventually break up leading to the end of me muting my TV when they are on my screen.) *SMACKDOWN! SPECIAL TAG TEAM DARK MATCH SPECTACULAR* WWE Tag Team Championship Paul London/Brian Kendrick vs. Idol Stevens/KC James (Umm...I dunno. A tag team will win?) *RAW TAG TEAM DARK MATCH SPECTACULAR* World Tag Team Championship Cryme Tyme vs. Highlanders (Cryme Tyme gets the big win on the big stage (when the lights are off.) *ECW EXTREME DARK MATCH SPECTACULAR* Balls Mahoney vs. Hardcore Holly (Double DQ as a result of them breathing too EXTREME)