[Afterlife]

Originally Posted by Kane Knight No, Akio Kaientai Hayabusa

You may be kidding, but to be honest, THAT would be a great idea: get a guy who's blatantly Russian and have him trying to convince the world he's a samurai. Yes, it'd be comedic, but, damn it, sometimes life is funny, and sometimes funny people can beat the shit out of you.

Name him Oleg Zai Chan-- and give him a Chinese manager, named something like "Uncle Tso" ('The General' as a nickname). Uncle Tso adopted him as a teenager when his father died; see, poor Oleg had no other family, and his dad met Mr. Tso in the army...or something. Anyway, Uncle Tso promised to raise his friend's son as his own. Being a Ruski raised in China, tho, you gotta be tough, so Uncle tso trained him to fight...thus, Oleg Zai Chan, The Great Red Terror.

Oh, and his finish is an airlift/power thrust STO called "The Misfortune Cookie".

I swear to God, itwould not only work, but I even made it dumb enough for them to consider.