Joy: So, how is Mommy's little Goldmine doing?
Dakota: I Fucking Hate You!
Joy: That's nice, dear. Keep making me money, darling. I have a great idea, the next movie can star you as a Heroin Addict. Let's start prepping for the role.
Agent: *counting dollar bills*
I'm gonna call it now, 6 years from now, Dakota's gonna be broke/in therapy/on drugs/dead.
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