Match 1: HHH VS Booker T: Five Minutes in HHH kicks Booker in the gut and goes for the Pedigree. But Wait, BAM, Booker reverses it into the Book End. Then Booker waits 6 minutes before pinning THE GAME
Winner: Booker T
Match 2: HHH vs Matt Hardy: Matt Fact = 'Matt like to recieve pushes" Match starts as Hardy no sells every one of HHH's punches. Hardy THEN hits the side effect on HHH. Hunter gets a little offense in and goes for the high knee. Hardy grabs a slegehammer from the corner and wallops Hunter's knee. REF SAW IT, But pretended he didn't and Hardy gets the pin.
Winner: Matt Hardy
HHH'S right knee is now injured
Match 3: HHH vs RVD: RVD runs out, FROG SPALSH. 1.2.3. RVD then stands over HHH and does his signature taunt.
Winner: RVD
Match 4: Chris Jericho vs HHH: HHH is still knocked out from RVD's frog splash. Jericho's music hits and he takes 45 mintues to get to the ring. When he gets to the ring, he grabs the mic and takes another 20 minutes talking about how he is the greatest wrestler ever. HHH finnaly recovers and runs at Jericho, but tears his quad in the process. Jericho goes for the Walls and he even grabs the ropes. REF SEES THIS, but pretends he doesn't. HHH Taps right away.
Winner: Chris Jericho
HHH right Knee and quad are now injured
Main Event: Chris Benoit vs HHH: Benoit comes out gives The Game 45 German Suplexes in a span of 5 minutes. But HHH manages to make a little comeback on a hurt right knee and quad and gives Benoit a side suplex. Benoit gets right up and proceeds to pull out a remote control. Benoit pushes a button as HHH stands up and all of a sudden, The Entire Glass Ceiling Falls on HHH. Benoit goes to the top rope and hits The Suicide Headbut through the glass ceiling on to HHH. Ref takes 10 mintues to count to 3, but finally does and Benoit WINS.
Winner: Chris Benoit
Afterwards: The entire WWE lockeroom come out and take turns hittng their finishing moves on The Game as Jericho buries him in a J.O.B. Squad T-shirt
THE END
