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**Corkscrewed** · 02-27-2004, 01:24 AM

Nathan Jones' comeback as the Patriotic Aussie was met with skepticism.

Tajiri was a little concerned. Instead of a tiny devil and tiny angle on his shoulders to act his his conscience, he had a giant Heyman and giant Guerrero.

Ken Burns: "Tragically, thousands of Cruiserweights died between the trenches during the Great Cruiserweight-Hoss War..."

Rey: "BILLY!!!!!!!!"
Noble: "Leave him! He's gone to a better place now!"
Rey: "Damn those hoss infidels!!!!"

Nunzio fell under the crosshairs of A-Train. He'd only been yards away from his own line too.
Rey:

Scotty's moonwalk came to a screeching halt when his feet hit the spot in the ring tha Rhyno had been servicing...

Unbeknownst to Bradshaw, the ref had tilted the match in Scott's and Rikishi's favor by using the Force to drop a giant Wrestlemania XX anvil on Farooq.

Here's a rare clip of someone BEFORE they try to powerbomb Rikishi.

OR

When Rikishi's hungry... he's hungry.

Scotty was a little groggy. So you'll have to forgive him when he missed after trying to call the cameraman a homo.

Eddie: "You're right, Belty. That chica in the front row is SIZZLIN'!!!"

Brock: "Tinkie Winkie is the best Teletubby!"
Billy: "No, La La is!"
Brock: "Tinkie Winkie!"
Billy: "La La!!"
Brock: "TINKIE WINKIE!!"
Billy: "LA LA!!!"

Hebner: "So there he was, Shawn with the Sharpshooter. You couldn't believe what was going on in dad's head. His mind was racing. He remembered what he'd been instructed to do. Vince had made the orders perfectly clear. He watched Bret on the floor. Shawn had it locked in. Dad was in the perfect position. And then, he decided..."
Billy: "Make him stop!!! I promise to never use the internet again!!!"

Brock: "Look! I'm carrying a sack of shit! Get it? He's Mr. Ass, and asses have shit... heh heh heh... that's not gonna make the caption list is it?"
Corky: "Nope."

This segment set the record for lowest combined IQ in the ring ever.

Cena takes his Eminem inspiration a little too far when he starts assaulting women.

Cena: "This one's for you, Sean-- wait, I didn't win a title. DAMMIT!!"

Cena agreed that Sable was looking sexy enough... but why was Torrie wearing a mumu?

Cena: "YOU REALLY CAN'T SEE ME!!!"

Scheduling Big Show's match during his customary feeding time proved tragic again.

The Hoss Rideshare Program was back in full swing.

If assaulting women didn't make him a hated heel, abusing Mexican Hollywood celebrities would!!!

This wasn't what Rey meant when he demanded a push.

Kurt: "AsuncionBogotaBrasiliaBuenosAiresCaracasCayenneGeorgetownLaPazLimaQuitoMontevideoParamaribo.... shit!!"

WGTT finally got some TV time when Shelton Benjamin dressed up as a police officer and stopped Eddie with a Force Wall.

It was bad enough getting arrested. Did the cops really have to grope Eddie's man boobs as well?

That Eddie. Always looking out for the youngsters... here he is volunteering getting arrested so that Maven can get some air time.

Kurt: "MY PLACE AT 8:00 TOMORROW!!! CALL ME!!!!"

02-27-2004, 01:24 AM	#21
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Nathan Jones' comeback as the Patriotic Aussie was met with skepticism. Tajiri was a little concerned. Instead of a tiny devil and tiny angle on his shoulders to act his his conscience, he had a giant Heyman and giant Guerrero. Ken Burns: "Tragically, thousands of Cruiserweights died between the trenches during the Great Cruiserweight-Hoss War..." Rey: "BILLY!!!!!!!!" Noble: "Leave him! He's gone to a better place now!" Rey: "Damn those hoss infidels!!!!" Nunzio fell under the crosshairs of A-Train. He'd only been yards away from his own line too. Rey: Scotty's moonwalk came to a screeching halt when his feet hit the spot in the ring tha Rhyno had been servicing... Unbeknownst to Bradshaw, the ref had tilted the match in Scott's and Rikishi's favor by using the Force to drop a giant Wrestlemania XX anvil on Farooq. Here's a rare clip of someone BEFORE they try to powerbomb Rikishi. OR When Rikishi's hungry... he's hungry. Scotty was a little groggy. So you'll have to forgive him when he missed after trying to call the cameraman a homo. Eddie: "You're right, Belty. That chica in the front row is SIZZLIN'!!!" Brock: "Tinkie Winkie is the best Teletubby!" Billy: "No, La La is!" Brock: "Tinkie Winkie!" Billy: "La La!!" Brock: "TINKIE WINKIE!!" Billy: "LA LA!!!" Hebner: "So there he was, Shawn with the Sharpshooter. You couldn't believe what was going on in dad's head. His mind was racing. He remembered what he'd been instructed to do. Vince had made the orders perfectly clear. He watched Bret on the floor. Shawn had it locked in. Dad was in the perfect position. And then, he decided..." Billy: "Make him stop!!! I promise to never use the internet again!!!" Brock: "Look! I'm carrying a sack of shit! Get it? He's Mr. Ass, and asses have shit... heh heh heh... that's not gonna make the caption list is it?" Corky: "Nope." This segment set the record for lowest combined IQ in the ring ever. Cena takes his Eminem inspiration a little too far when he starts assaulting women. Cena: "This one's for you, Sean-- wait, I didn't win a title. DAMMIT!!" Cena agreed that Sable was looking sexy enough... but why was Torrie wearing a mumu? Cena: "YOU REALLY CAN'T SEE ME!!!" Scheduling Big Show's match during his customary feeding time proved tragic again. The Hoss Rideshare Program was back in full swing. If assaulting women didn't make him a hated heel, abusing Mexican Hollywood celebrities would!!! This wasn't what Rey meant when he demanded a push. Kurt: "AsuncionBogotaBrasiliaBuenosAiresCaracasCayenneGeorgetownLaPazLimaQuitoMontevideoParamaribo.... shit!!" WGTT finally got some TV time when Shelton Benjamin dressed up as a police officer and stopped Eddie with a Force Wall. It was bad enough getting arrested. Did the cops really have to grope Eddie's man boobs as well? That Eddie. Always looking out for the youngsters... here he is volunteering getting arrested so that Maven can get some air time. Kurt: "MY PLACE AT 8:00 TOMORROW!!! CALL ME!!!!"