[Impact!]

or for a more descriptive scene...

*AJ Styles exit's the TNA limo (aka a soccer mums van) and enters the convention*

AJ: *thinking to himself* Hmm wonder who this Richard Simmons guy is...and why Alex Shelley wanted me to come here.

*AJ suddenly notices Chris Sabin seemingly reaching out for a rack of pink clothes, while being half conceiled by another rack of clothes*

AJ: Ah hey Sabin, Shelley tell you to come here to?

Sabin: *grunts*

AJ: Ah ok, yeah me to...so um, why are you reaching for that rack of pink clothes?

Sabin: *grunts*

AJ: Ah yeah...riiight, well what are you doing in a rack of clothes anyway?

*AJ pushes away some of the clothes and suddenly see's tpww's own Skippord going at Sabin from behind*

AJ: ....oh shit...GAY COMMUNITY

*Pelee kick to Sabin*

*Dropkick to Skippord*

*Later*

News Announcer: And in other news the the convention centre where Richards Simmons was holding a Richard Simmons Convention was burnt down today by TNA wrestler AJ Styles, when asked for a comment all AJ could say was, and I quote, "I can't believe I've gone with him 1 on 1 and never known..."

Police suspect that Mr. Styles did this after his lover cheated on him with another man, now we go live to the centre with our reporter Greg Fairly.

*Back at the convention centre*

AJ Styles (in distance): I AIN'T FUCKING GAY!

Greg: It would appear that the onlookers are getting abit roudy, so the police are taking AJ Styles away, more on this as we get it.

Onlookers: THAT WAS AWESOME *Clap Clap Clap Clap* THAT WAS AWESOME

LET'S GO AJ

LET'S GO PO-LEESE

LET'S GO AJ

LET'S GO PO-LEESE