AJ: Uh... This isn't the Playboy convention.
Security Guard: That's next door.
AJ: Oh.... I'm not gay ya know.
Guard: ....k...
AJ: Not one bit!
Guard: ...Good for you...
AJ: I mean, if I WERE gay, I wouldn't be hitting on a hunk like yourself. You're much too manly for me.... If I were gay, I mean.
Guard: ...Are you hitting on me?
AJ: Uh... No...
Simmons: AJ! MY BOY TOY! HOW ARE YOU!?
AJ: Uh...
*AJ runs out crying*
AJ: DAMN YOU GAY COMMUNITY! DAMN YOOOOUUUU!