Kurt had pissed off Vince so bad that he was now jobbing to Conan in a late night staring contest.
Robby Knieval prepared to set a record for jumping over bad ethnic stereotypes.
times were so tough Scotty stopped dancing for a nickel on the mat.
Shannon Moore's newest "Push:" tagging with Bradshaw as his "human accordian."
Ladies and Gentlemen, the first WWE champion with both a neck AND testicles!
Cena showed off the shirt that Brock had lovingly made for him. John didn't have the heart to tell poor Lesnar that "Cena" was not spelled "Dthmas."
Out of Crazy glue, Rhyno hid in the rafters for some fun with magnets...
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
I will name him George, and I will hold him and pat him and...
Kurt paused, for a moment forgetting the answer to "Why Kurt, Why?"
Eddie was confused. What was a "Green Card?"
Eddie: Alriiiiiight...Prison Sex!
Eddie realized that this was probably a BAD time for his theme to start playing. After all, few judges offer leniency when the video of the crime states "I lie and cheat and steal."
It didn't help matters that Eddie had managed to lift Kurt's medals before he was put in the police cruiser.