Slater: CAPTAIN A.C. SLATER OF THE USS ENTERP... OW, MY ARM!
Slater puts up a ladder in the middle of the plane.
The huge snake knocks it down...
Sending Slater crashing through some tables.
While Slater is unconscious, he enters a dream sequence.
Jackson: GIMME YOUR SNAKE, MOTHERFUCKER!
Slater: ADOOOO!
Back in reality, Dumbledore meets a sorry demise.
Jackson: Snake killed Dumbledore... Motherfucker.
Kid: OMFG SPOILERS YOU ASSHOLE!
Seymour tends to his wounds.
Samuel L. Jackson asks if he wants to quit, but is then attacked by a huge snake.
Jackson: I PITY THE FOO', WHO...
Jackson: SHIT! Wrong black icon... Lemme try again... DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKE-ASS MOTHERFUCKER!
Slater: MUST PROTECT THE CHILD-ADOOOS!
Slater: THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERF...
Jackson: Hey... That's my line, motherfucker.
The passengers start to toss snakes out of the windows.
MVP: NO! I'M NOT A SNAKE!
Slater: BAYSIDE NOT FALL FOR THAT ONE!
Seymour kicks a couple of random snake men.
As the plane comes close to the airport, a huge snake waits for them.
But suddenly...
Big Zylla starts raping the giant snake.
Back on the plane...
Slater: SLATIN' UP-ADOOO!
Seymour: We may not get out of this alive... What do ya say we go out with smiles on our faces?
Hostess: HELP! RAPE!
Seymour: Okay, okay. Jeez.
At home, Corky starts typing a rant on how terrible this match is.
Slater continues BAYSIDIN' UP.
Slater: NO FAIR! WHY NO ASSPLOSIONS!
And then the true demon Slater awakens...
He begins to choke Seymour.
Slater: THE POWER OF SAMUEL L. JACKSON COMPELS YOU!
JG: SEYMOUR STUNNER!
VC: You're still watching this crap?
The plane comes in to land, and the camera cuts to the cockpit.
Happy Cat: NEDM! NOT EVEN DOOM MUSIC COULD SAVE THIS MATCH!
The plane makes a textbook landing...
Straight through the airport window.
Slater: WHAT NOW, BAYSIDE?!
Jackson: You motherfuckers are gonna fight to the death... Motherfucker.
Slater: MAY THE BEST GUY NAMED SLATER WIN-ADOO!
Seymour: Shit.
Slater: ADOO?
*DING DING DING*
Jackson: And a Merry Christmas to you all... Motherfuckers.
Result: Both Men Were Eaten (Double Count-Out).
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