He goes down and locks in the...
JG: ROID RAGE!
Rob pulls back with all his might.
JG: Remember folks, a submission can nicht vin zis metch!
Suddenly, Jack produces a baseball bat and clocks Roider across the face with it.
*WHAM*
Jack swings the bat again...
*WHAM*
And knocks Rob down.
Jack suddenly gains a shirt...
Which he quickly destroys, to the delight of the crowd.
JG: DIRECTOR'S CUT!
Jack flexes.
VC: This is all well and good, but Jack's gonna have to find a way outta this cage so he can rescue his wife... That's kinda the point of the match.
JG: LOOK! JACK IST NICHT DONE YET!
Roider staggers towards him...
SHO-RYUKEN
Roider is up surprisingly quickly, but walks straight into...
JG: MEIN GOTT! EIN ATOMIC BIG BOOT!
VC: Okay, now I've seen everything.
Rob gets back to his feet, and looks queezy.
Jack looks on, wondering what's going on.
Rob looks at Icon, and begins to roar.
JG: MEIN GOTT!
VC: Okay... NOW I've seen everything.
Roider leaps clean through the roof off the cage, as Jack watches in awe.
The crowd go totally ape (LOL).
Roider reaches out and grabs Linda Icon from her cage.
JG: HE IST GOING FOR ZE WRONG VOMAN!
VC: Well, why don't you go up there and tell him that?
JG: Zat ist no gut... It vould be much better if you vent.
Back in the the ring, Jack rattles the cage in desperation.
He shakes like a mad possessed, and the cage wall starts to give way.
He crashes through to the outside.
Jack gets up quickly and starts to scale the cage.
He reaches the top.
Jack pulls himself up onto the roof.
He looks around, but Roider is gone. The camera cuts outside to find him.
The camera cuts to the top of the skyscraper.
JG: MEIN GOTT! HE HAST TAKEN LINDA UP ZERE!
VC: I admit, that's impressive... But why did we have a camera crew waiting up there?
Linda giggles as the giant hairy fingers tickle her.
VC: Well, here comes the air force.
Roider swats at the planes as they go past, peppering him with ineffective bullets.
Back in the arena, Jack rips another shirt.
He starts to Jack-Up...
JG: MEIN GOTT!
VC: WHOA!
Jack flies out of the Earth's atmosphere.
He grabs a passing asteroid, and guides it back down towards Earth.
He slams the rock into Roider's face.
JG: MEIN GOTT! LOOKS LIKE IT BROKE UP IN ZE ATMOSPHERE!
Jack rolls his eyes, as Roider roars.
VC: Jack is pretty much screwed right now.
Roider continues to roar, when suddenly...
JG: HE CHANGED BACK!
Jack looks on as Rob realises that he no longer has a grip on the building.
