What if Cena turned on his country, Sgt Slaughter style and teamed up with Colonel Armando Estrada and Captain Umaga Ferriswheel?
They could call themselves Al-Hyena.....they could have a Hyena call as a theme tune. Cena, instead of wearing chains could wear ammunition. Instead of a spinner belt, a belt that could explode at any minute. Instead of a salute on the walk-way, he could shout 'ALLAH AKHBAR!' and bow a head in prayer.
No more John Cena, welcome Ahmed Al-Cenad.
Imagine the heat.
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