[Mr. Nerfect]

Originally Posted by jeritron5000 I think everyone should fuckin relax about Punk, I'm fed up with Wrestling lately too. But jesus, he lost a match...did you see how he was booked tonight? Have some patience hes doing fine. I swear some smarks wouldn't be happy unless he won it and then won the title at WM, and then they'd say it was too fast.

It's not so much that he lost the match, it's the mentality behind him losing it.

Did you hear the reaction CM Punk got at Survivor Series? It was louder than DX's. Considering Triple H and Shawn Michaels were pretty much the top face act in the WWE at the time, that should have been the hint to the WWE. "We have money on our hands". So what does the WWE do? Why, the logical thing, of course. They have CM Punk eliminated first in the Elimination Chamber, and then they have him bitched out to Hardcore Holly.

Did you hear the reaction when Holly came out at the Rumble? Zilch. Nothing. No one gave a damn. Yet according to the "bright minds" in management, Holly is the bigger star because he's been on the road for so long. The plan was originally to have Holly get a controversial win over Punk, but Finlay then put his foot down and said it should be clean. Why? Because Punk needs to "pay his dues". Why? Because there are lot of jealous fuckstains in the back, that can't face the fact that will ultimately die being nothing but a historical figure for those who follow professional wrestling. Punk could actually be a mainstream figure.

Apparently some of these fucks were "getting off" on Punk getting chopped by Holly. That's just immature. The guy comes in, sure he has a cult following, sure he may be new, but he struck a chord. Regardless of who you are, if you play the right notes, and are good for business, you should be supported. It seems Punk is getting nothing but opposition from management. It's these carny politics which piss me off, and what is limiting the WWE, in my opinion. "Punk is Heyman's boy, he needs to be punished! Let's watch NASCAR and rub oil on each other!".

Onto the next piece of business: the WWE's idea of humour. Oh God was the comedy at the Royal Rumble bad? It started with Edge and Orton. Edge is naturally a funny guy, when writing his own shit, he is good. He had to force out a painful gay innuendo with Randy Orton. This was just fucking stupid. "Hey, DX is gone, how can we utilise lame gay jokes? I know! We'll get them to do it!".

Then the Little Bastard came in. I have nothing against the guy, but he really is pretty stupid. So he comes in, acts like a fool, jumps on Coach, and then laughs after he kicks Coach in the testicles? That was obviously pandering to children. Of course he made forced little squealing sounds when The Great Khali scared him, too. Oh, and then Kelly Kelly bent over, and with the worst comic timing of all-time (not her fault, I'm sure she was instructed to do it this way, so the boys in the back who have taken two many head shots can get off on it) says "These are the biggest balls I've ever held". OMG! She's a hot girl! Balls? Testicles? GET IT? The cunts in WWE should write for Epic Movie, or something.

Ric Flair even got a piece of the bad humour. He came in, drew his number, and Kelly then tried to seduce him, and she started dancing with Ric. Not only that, but there were lights and music playing all of a sudden. OK...that makes perfect sense. Cue Brooke Adams and Layla El for a random dancing moment. Why? I don't know, I'm assuming it was either meant to be hot or funny, it was neither, because it had the timing and eroticism of an elephant on viagra.

The WWE really needs to change the way they write their shows.