MVP's Captioneer Return:
Kurt Angle shows his enthusiasm when he learned he's going to have to carry Hardcore Holly in another milestone match.
Eddie: "You told me the belt was made out of chocolate?!"
Why Rey started singing "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands" during the match; no one knows.
The glass ceiling wouldn't even allow Jamie Noble to stand up.
Scotty 2 Hotty was shocked to find that his tits got bigger.
A lot of fans were pissed that even Bradshaw was carrying a match.
Scotty: "That son of a bitch just called me a homo."
Rikishi: "Scotty I wish you'd stop yelling like that."
Scotty: "Well I wish you wouldn't EAT IN THE DAMN BED!"
Eddie: "Oh yeah, I'm legit"
Billy unleashed the monster in Brock when he ate all the green jellybeans.
When force didn't work, Brock resorted to tickling.
Brock: "Do I smell homosexual?"
Billy: "Oh my god SHUT UP!!"
Torrie: "Billy and I did it in a restaurant, an office, an airplane."
Sable: "I've been with Triple H"
Torrie: "Oh...you must've done some kinky stuff then."
Sable: "Actually he called all the shots."
After a game of Spin the Bottle, Big Show took Chavo to his seven minutes in heaven.
John got a little carried away with the seven minutes in heaven.
Kurt: "Well I might be the one screwing Eddie Guerrero out of his WWE title at Wrestlemania, but I have some good news. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico."
Cop: "Sir, we're the fashion police, remove the shirt, and there won't be any trouble.
Eddie's flagrant nipple flaunting wasn't too appealing to the cops.
Eddie was pretty embarassed to be seen in public with Maven and Mark Henry.
Kurt: "You better return that chocolate belt where it belongs."
Eddie: "IT'S NOT REAL KURT, IT'S NOT REAL!!"