After Benoit's 249th Mister Kennedy impression with his invisible mic, Finlay decided to do something about it.
Worst. Texas Cloverleaf. Ever.
Benoit wasn't quite sure how he fell on TOP of the glass ceiling, or why he was there, but he certainly didn't mind.
"PAY YOUR DUES DAMMIT!!!"
Man, Boogieman, that was some fart.
LB was tall enough to ride the ride, but he really, really didn't want to.
John Travolta's career has definitely hit rock bottom if he's resorting to working for the WWE.
Once they found out Kendrick hated getting raped in the shoulder, Deuce and Domino repeatedly targeted the weak spot.
The Make-Out Session: wrestling's first finisher that actually makes the ref tap out.
Of course, The Miz had to outdo the above and introduce the SECOND submission maneuver ever to make the ref tap: The Anal Fister.
"HOORAY!! We just won these spiffy jackets!!"
LONDON: Damn you!! From now on, Kendrick's mouth is gonna taste like 50's!!!
Of course, no WWE tag team match is complete without the ceremonial post-match valet rape.
BOOKER: This isn't even that big of a piece of chocolate.
BOOKER: YOU TRYIN' TO SHORT CHANGE ME ON CHOCOLATE???
BOOKER: Aw shit, Sharmell, this letter says you left the oven on at home!!
King Booker got huge heat when he made one half of ZZ Top kiss his finger.
The years have not been kind to Anna Kournikova.
KENNEDY: Aw crap, not you too??? STOP COPYING MY MICROPHONISMS!!!!!
Choking an opponent out with a g-string was certainly the most dastardly--and kinkiest--thing Kennedy had ever done.
Nice to see Kennedy carrying a transvestite to a nice match.
See earlier g-string caption.
This was certainly one confusing display of charades.
Matt's momentum was lost when he got distracted by his imaginary laser gun fingers.
Abyss enters the world of invisible photography.
MATT: That bastard Joey Mercury!! First he costs me a match, and then he.... cuts off a lock of my hair?!?!?!
EmoTaker's entrance to the ring was truly a sight to behold.
CENA: Pull my finger.
BATISTA: I really don't think now is--
CENA: PULL THE MARINE'S FINGER DAMMIT!!!!
Kane's new KKK gimmick was off to a good start.