"Oh no! I'm out of webbing!"
"I've had enough of this hazing. Whoever stole my pants, get down here
now! "
"Now will you switch your Insurance to Geico?"
Ref: Okay, settle down. Batista, you are not the Rock. Kennedy, you will need to shave your head, get a DUI, and push your wife down a flight of stairs before you'll be even close to Austin. Now sit down or I'm turning this ring around!
Batista doesn't taste like chicken.
Finlay's new submission, the "Submit and Molest," or S&M.
"Who brought the Tribble?"
Batista may have retained the title, but he lost his testicles by DQ.
"Buy WWE stock? What kind of idiot do you think I am?"
"Think happy thoughts, Ken..."
Kennedy: Whoop. Stray hair.
"I am not a crook."
Daivari, not happy just to be the first man to give birth, becomes the first man to give birth standing up.
Undertaker's new "Thumbsucker" gimmick was off to a good start.
Moves Lita tought me #2: the Chokeslam.
"Hoo...Rah?"
Undertaker: Dance, my puppet...
The Miz wins over the smarks by nailing an impressive huricanrana into the announce table.
"Find the L...Find the L...THIS ONE'S LEFT!"
Fonzy learned never to hang out with RVD before a match.
"So why'd you call your finisher the "circle jerk?" "