Luke Skywalker is alot like Christopher Columbus. We thought he was this great guy who did amazing things for his country/galaxy, but 30 years later, comes to find out that all these Ewoks start stepping forward claiming they were fondled and molested and raped in there poor little Ewok asses by Luke Skywalker. Alot like Columbus did to the Indians. Sexxing his own sister wasnt enough for him. He had to rape Ewoks? Comon man. Thats weak. Jedi suck. Raping Ewoks is just wrong.
Look at these guys man. They're scared to death. Hiding in bushes and shit. They dont know when Luke's gunna kick down the door and start raping the shit out of there furry fragile holes. Its pathetic man. Cobra Kai has alot more honor then that. Cobra Kai dont rape innocent Ewoks. Argument over really.