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Last time Rey was in England, I met him in a hotel bar. He was smoking a cigarette with Ernie out of Sesame Street. They looked a bit down as they'd heard a report on the Discovery Channel that 'midgets never prosper'. I asked Rey if he felt he was a midget or simply 'vertically challenged'. He responded with 'is that what everyone thinks?'. I answered 'hell yeah' and offered to take him to dinner at a top 'steak joint'.
After his Big Mac and Fries, he offered me a rose, and asked him to accompany him on his arduous journey back in time to save the legacy of Eddie Guerrero. As we whisked off in the phone box with Rufus, I asked if we were going to appear in the hotel room that fateful night. He said 'no, I'm going to prevent my own birth'. His mom was hot.
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