Eddie: I know this drawn-out promo's interrupting what little airtime the cruiserweights get, homes, but if we don't want to join Sean in the cage we have to play along with Vince's crappy ideas.
Billy did the two things in the world that he shouldn't have done to Brock: He bragged about his high-speed internet and he said that Barney the Dinosaur kicked The Teletubbies' asses
Cena: Don't look at the ark, Show! Whatever you do, don't look at the ark!
Eddie: Chippendales dancers for my birthday? Kurt, you shouldn't have.
Kurt: Bad boy, bad boy, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?