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Post Chappelle's Show quotes here
lol DLed both Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories with Rick James and Prince.
Charlie Murphy: He started kickin it and he was mad ******ish, you know, which was right up my alley.
Rick James: I'm one of the baddest mother ****ers of all time. One of the best singers and one of the best lookin mother ****ers you've ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch.
Rick James: Now, Darkness, the tables have turned. Do with him whatever you like.
Charlie Murphy: You mother****ers take one more step, I'm kickin this nigga out the mother ****in window.
Rick James: Charlie! There's a new joke goin around, have you heard it? What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP. Colllld bloooooded. Bang bang, I'm Rick James, bitch.
Charlie Murphy: I'm standing there and thinking, this nigga has really lost his ****in mind. First of all, you don't slap a man. Even when slapping was fashionable...
Prince: Hello Eddie Murphy. I'm a big fan of your comedies. Would you like to come to my house and listen to some music?
Eddie Murphy: Ooh, that's cool. Fruity, get the car.
Prince: Assemble your crew. I'll be outside.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball? How about you and your friends... vs. me... and The Revolution.
Charlie Murphy: So I was like this nigga must be joking, cause I don't know where he's goin with this, but he was dead serious. He had his help or whatever go and get some shorts and sneakers and gave them to us and I'm laughin, I'm like this is gonna be some funny ass shit. So they come out, right, and I look at them and they still got on the same shit they be wearin at the club.
Prince: (dunks) Game. ... Blouses.
Charlie Murphy: After it was all over, he took us in the house and served us pancakes. ... Pancakes.
Charlie Murphy: I gotta admit though, it was a good game.
Prince: I wish I could say the same for you and your crew of flunkies. Do you guys want some grapes? ... Bitches.
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