
Batista gives birth to the new World Heavyweight Championship.

Vince: C'MON FATTY! POWERWALK!

Vince stopped mid-way though his crotch chop, realizing who has the biggest grapefruits.

Vince: The most credible cha-ppppffffHAHAHAHA! I'm sorry, I just can't do it.

This was taken just seconds before Condom-Man's debut.

*SCHLOP*
Finlay: EWWWWW! OH MY GOD! MY HAND WENT RIGHT UP THERE!

Both: Bunnies..........

Rey Mysterio's fifth grade photo proved to be a challenge.

Umaga: ...It COULD be lupus, but I DON'T KNOW!