Thread: Do you remember when Angle was one of the most respected men in wrestling?
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Old 02-24-2007, 01:08 PM   #16
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Originally Posted by Alienoid06
Holy shit, Bob Backlund has the whole vampire thing going on, and Kurt Angle has the mouthguard and being draped in the American flag.

I don't know if I mean this or not, but Kurt Angle and Bob Backlund as "American Vampires". That shit would be so crazy, it could work. Have Alex Shelley film their "home life" which is shot like a sitcom/mockumentary.

Angle is a vampire out of Pittsburg...PENNSYLVANIA! *lightning flashes as The Simpsons make the final stretch to Mr Burns' manor*, but instead of drinking he blood, he drinks milk. Bob Backlund carries himself as Bob Backlund always does, but he has a fetish for carrot juice to sustain his immortality.

I wouldn't advise this of TNA, as I doubt they can do it with subtlety, but it would almost serve as a parallel to The Undertaker. I mean, the WWE has a zombie as its top guy, why can't TNA have a dorkish, insane, milk-drinking vampire?

Alienoid has hit a new level of absurdity with his posts. Talk about Planet Stasiak, Alienoid's the ruler.
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