Edge: WASSUP WIT DAT!?
Orton: Oh my God! He just kind of... EXPLODED!
Shawn: ... Dammit, there goes my main event...
Carlito is the first person ever to catch the elusive Spirit Squid out of it's natural camouflage.
They say rape by a green hoss isn't funny. In this case, maybe it is.
Khali: Kane, darling, how DO you get your lighting so CRIMSON!?
Wayne Brady has finally choked a bitch.
The giant Donald wasn't about to take that "eye booger" crack lightly.
In case anyone didn't know that Umaga was SAMOAN, Vince made Umaga get a new tattoo.
Jeff Hardy - Puffin' the Hard Stuff
Cena: OH NO HE DI-INT!
Lashley: LET ME AT THEM BUNNIES!