Here is the story of one superstars date with destiny.
Can I please get a countdown....
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And so our tale of this weeks Smackdown begins...
Finlay's age catches up to him and his back gives out, leaving him wheelchair bound.
Oh gosh! What are we going to do for tonights main event!!
This is a dark night, our hearts and prayers are with Finlay tonight. We are going to have to cancel tonights show unless someone can step up for the injured Finlay....
"I'll save your show."
Suddenly, he leaps vertically and does a corkscrew above the ring...
He lands a huge kick to the face and picks up the pinfall victory.
Shannon: Hey, that was pretty damn good
Fan: Yea, plus I'm this big.
Shannon: Aye carumba, wanna be my tag partner?
...a stable is formed.
THIS IS HORSESHIT!!! NOT A DAMN ONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO WORK A FUCKING MATCH! AT LEAST WE CAN EDIT THIS BY FRIDAY. YOUR ASSES ARE FIRED!!!!
Well who the fuck is gonna job to me then Vince? I need someone to squash.
Oh gosh! I've done it again, I fired all the jobbers. What am I ever gonna do now!!! HELP!
LOOK UP IN THE SKY!!!
It's a bird...
It's Owen Hart....
NO, It's CHRIS BENOIT!!!!!
Folks we have to go now, thats all the time we have. Tune in next wee....
*broadcast ends*
To be continued..........