Kennedy to Today Tonight reporter: Since the WWE changed my surname to "Kennedy", I've lost touch with my family.
Kennedy: Auntie Doris?
Woman: You aren't my blood...you couldn't even beat Lashley when it was No Holds Barred for you, and he had to obide by strict rules.
Kennedy: ...I did my best, Auntie Doris.
Not only was Booker the 2006 King of the Ring and most decorated man in sports entertainment, but he was the first African-American to ever play golf in New Zealand.
When William Regal looked up from taking his shot, and saw how easy it was it become a Royal Knight, he crossed another career achievement off his list.
Little did he know, King Booker was actually beating the players so they'd hand over their country-club passes so he could play with Cryme Tyme later.
The latest in WrestleMania 23: All Grown Up Superstar Child Portrays (From Left to Right): Young Elijah Burke, Young Jim Ross and Young Rob Van Dam
RVD: Woah...I had a watch?
Batista: This bag ain't mine, but I'm going to shit in it.
Chavo Guerrero: Guess who's violating the dress code, essay! Wait...you're a WWE.com photographer aren't you? Shit.
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! It's Yellow Worker Shirt Man! *Marks the fuck out*
King Booker: Oh damn, leave King Booker to take a public bus in a suit. Fuck, Batista, Chavo and Sandman are assholes.
Announcer: And the winner of the Wayne Brady look-a-like contest is...Little White Boy!
Bobby Lashley *after losing humbly*: Now I have nothing.
Friend of Bobby's: Wait a minute, you're still ECW World Champion, aren't you?
Bobby Lashley: ...Nothing.