Conan O'Brien: OK, Max, it's time to play another game of Snitsky or Sandman...
*Cheesy graphic accompied by rock theme comes up*
Conan O'Brien: OK, Max, here is a picture of either The Sandman or Snitsky, and you have to guess which one it is.
Max Weinberg: Hmm, I gotta say Snitsky, Conan.
Conan O'Brien: Sorry, Max. That's not even Sandman
or Snitsky...it's Kane!
The WWE's relationship with NBC and Nickelodeon was going great.
Dora the Explorer: Can you find the red bus?
King Booker: Gee, is it the red-coloured bus with "red bus" written on its side?
*yellow mouse icon clicks on red bus*
Dora the Explorer: Good work!
King Booker: Why the Hell am I wearing a suit? Did they make me Swiper because I'm black?
NBC The More You Know Voice Over: Did you know that there is an airline called "Virgin Blue", and they paint their airplanes red?
King Booker: Tell me you did not just say that?
Tommy Dreamer *reading*: ECW Originals 4 Life! Tommy Dreamer, Terry Funk, CW Anderson, The Franchise, Steve Corino, Jerry Lynn, Yoshihiro Tajiri, Taz, Sabu, Carol Channing...What the fuck?
Amy Jo Johnson, right? Nope, the first Power Ranger Saban had wear a nipple-highlighting costume was none other than Montel Vontavious Porter.
King Booker: Not here, Sharmell!
Queen Sharmell: Come on, baby! We're on a SmackDown! show...non-televised...in New Zealand...where else am I going to live out my fantasy of shitting on stage?
King Booker: We're on SmackDown!?! *Looks behind him* TAXI! RED BUS! I don't give a damn! Get me outta here!
Who says Mistico doesn't have the WWE's desired size?
SWAT helicoper: Bushwhacker Luke, we have you surrounded.
The Undertaker (complete with bulletproof vest): Easy, Luke...see, I don't have any weapons.
Luke: I want to be on the New Zealand card!
Undertaker: Luke, you're not even under contract these days. And you obviously don't follow the product. You should have chosen a more credible hostage than Funaki...
*SWAT helicopter opens fire on Bushwhacker Luke and Funaki.*
The Sandman's match with Stevie Richards got everyone on their feet, but were confused that Sandman was squashed. They didn't realise Stevie Richards was playing the face, wearing an invisible shirt which said "I Shag Sheep".
Tommy Dreamer *thinking*: I hope that second kid's hand doesn't go down any lower...
CM Punk missed his flying clothesline on The Sandman by quite a bit...