Bobby Lashley: I know officially rename Vodaphone, "Odaphone". *polite claps* Now, let us celebrate with the adding of chocolate to milk.
Smark: You mean the adding of you to ECW?
*A tear runs down Bobby Lashley's cheek*
Bobby Lashley: Why are you still taking pictures? I'm hurting inside. Stop it!
Boy's Dad: Oh my God, my son is going to beat Bobby Lindsey in an arm-wrestling contest!
Bobby Lashley: See you at your car later.
RVD *coming to realisation*: That's how they do it...they slip the drugs into my V to justify keeping me down. Sneaky bastards.
New Zealand fans: Rob! You're shirt's on fire!
RVD: No, you see, it's just a flame-like design.
New Zealand crowd: *Gasp of amazement* *Applause*
RVD: And when you say "you're" it refers to "you are", what you should have said is "your".
New Zealand fans: *Cheers* Hole fucking show! Hole fucking show! Hole fucking show!
RVD *to himself*: I'm not even going to touch that one.
RVD *thinking: I could push him off that ledge, and get the heat off me...
Sabu: Rob, what are you thinking? Rob? .........Rob?