After his match with a returning Spike Dudley, the WWE finally decided that Bobby Lashley did not, in fact, put enough intensity into his ring work.
RVD: There's a fly on my forehead!
Sabu: Did that get it?
RVD: Ow! Idiot!
Finally, the secret to RVD's in-ring success was revealed...
Sabu *looking at the Ying-Yang on RVD's back*: Holy shit, it's a philosophical statement of order and and chaos existing in the same world. Love and hate are one, from peace stems violence, and from violence...peace.
*RVD connects with Rolling Thunder and wins the match*
Bobby Lashley: Ow, I've never had sparks come out my crotch before. Oh my God! I'm leaking!
Kennedy: So I discovered I could save money if I went with Geico...
Chris Kay: You guys promised we wouldn't swap insurance information until a spot where I was close enough to to listen...
Michael Cole: Kelly Kelly has put her arms in the air! Oh my, JBL! Are the sexiest women on television talented, or what?
Michelle McCool: Damn it, I gotta come up with something
really good now.
Michelle McCool felt like an idiot when she looked at the titantron and realised that she put her necklace around her waist, and her lace garment around her neck.
OR
It became apparent that Michelle McCool rushed her return to the WWE when fans could see a giant flesh wound on the left side of her neck.