[St. Jimmy]

Originally Posted by Alienoid06 Can you imagine a promo where Punk and Austin were in the ring, and Austin offers him a beer, as a joke. Punk reminds honest that he doesn't drink (which he already knew), but Austin then insults his lifestyle, manhood, talent, etc. Punk then says something like "I'm more of a man than you, because I'm going to do the gentleman's thing and leave" Austin then says something like "This is not business for gentlemen. You know what you really are? You're a pussy..." Punk gets back in the ring and gets in Austin's face. Austin then pours a beer over Punk's head. CM Punk then snaps and unleashes a striking combination on Austin, and then plants him with a uranage (not a hard one, maybe make it look like more a takedown), and then slaps him in the Anaconda Vise as Joey Styles screams about Stone Cold Steve Austin's neck.

I don't want to imagine that. Ever. Austin > God.