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GUY #1: Hey, man, I didn't mean anything by it! I didn't realize she was with you.
GUY #2: I'll teach you to buy my girl a drink! HA!
GUY #1: Uh...
GUY #2: What the fuck?
GUY #1: I was gonna say the same thing to you.
GUY #2: How are you still standing?
GUY #1: Because all you did was chop me on the top of my head. And not very hard, either.
GUY #3: Yeah, not very believeable.
GUY #2: You shut up. Nobody asked you.
GUY #4: Yeah! That was the most bad-ass chop I've ever seen!
[Thus began the cult following of Larry, the random head-chopper. His girlfriend left him for Guy #1, though. He had a job and... didn't go around chopping people on the tops of their heads.]
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