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Old 03-11-2007, 08:14 AM   #11
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Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool
No, wrestling is far more manly than mma. See, wrestling is fake and MMA is real. Everyone knows wrestling is fake, and that makes it more manly.

Why does being fake make it more manly:

1) It is fake, yet people like Vince will charge the fans $300 for a ring side seat. That takes balls. Only men have balls. Manly.

2) It is fake, there for pointless. It is a pointless excuss to get away from a nagging girlfriend/wife/mother/whatever. Only men find pointless excusses to get away from annoying nagging women. Manly.

3) It is fake and pointless and idiotic and people get hurt in the process. When is the last time you saw a woman get hurt doing something dumb and pointless? That is right never. Only a man would. Manly.

4) It is fake but the emotion is real. Yeah I said emotion, not emotions. There is only one emotion in all of wrestling, and that is anger. Anger is the maniliest of all emotions. Manly.

5) It is fake, but still real to me damnit. That makes it even manilier. Manly.

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