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Sith Titles for Wrestlers
Yes I'm bored.
RVD: Darth Cannibis
Lawler: Darth Testosterone
Lashley: Darth Overpush
Scott Steiner: Darth Roid
Rhyno: Darth GORE!!!
CM Punk: Darth Hobo
Bob Backlund: Darth Pedestrian
Matt Hardy: Darth Emo
Kurt Angle: Darth BROKEN FRICKEN' NECK!
Hassan: Darth ALALLEAYEYYAYAYYAH...
Shawn Micheals: Darth Chaps
HHH: Darth-uh Butt-chin-uh
(Alternatively, HHH and HBK can be referred to as the "Dark Lords of the Kliq.)
Nash: Darth Quad
Hall: Darth *hic*
X-Pac: Darth Kid
Jim Ross: Darth BBQ Sauce(!!!)
Ric Flair: Darth Man-boobs
Ok, your turn. Entertain me, gah dammit.
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