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**tucsonspeed6** · 03-14-2007, 11:36 AM

Rey Mysterio = Queer Eye for the Luchadore. Someone should tell him that nobody uses rotary phones any more. His new finisher should be to lift a guys arm up in the air like he's extending the antenna on a cell phone, then tickle the guy's nipples and talk into his crotch. That's the future of the 619. He also needs to get back into that feud with Orton, only so I can hear him wimper the name "Wan-dee" 15 times a night. He makes the illigetimate love child of Ryan Seacrest and Michael Cole look like Heman-level of masculinity.

Chris Jericho - Enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in a one of those Starburst wrappers that when someone eats the candy, they rewrap the wrapper and hand it to you, and you open it and it's like "Son of a bitch! You did it to me again, fucker!" When did he become an expert on the 80's? Why does he feel that his newfound expertise on the 80's is more important than his wrestling career. Why would anyone even consider talking to TNA at this point? Why would they tell us that he's probably going to come back in September when "probably" means "not....(but we love dickin' with you.)"

Batista - Remember when they did that vignette with Big Show on the toilet? Or that other time they did that vignette with Big Show on the toilet? Alls I'm saying is that now that he's retired, there's a nitch that just opened up. Career Advise: Batista, you know when opportunity's knocking. Open that door, buddy.

Eric Bischoff - "Hey everybody. I heard Raw was in town, and I just decided to stop by (even though I'm not an employee) walk to the ring, (Even though I'm not an employee) grab a mic, (even though....you get the picture) and tell you the obvious. Next week, I'm planning on randomly walking on the set of American Idol to tell everyone who I'm voting for. Keep an eye out for me!"

Booker T - Almost perfect. All he needs is to cut a promo where he turns face, changes his gimmick, ditches his wife as his manager, retires, picks up the color commentator spot, then gets involved with NASA and their plans to return to the moon, so he can be the first person to do a spinarooni on the moon. Until then, he'll just be "almost perfect".

03-14-2007, 11:36 AM	#77
tucsonspeed6 Banned WWE on 1/1/07 Posts: 2,141	Rey Mysterio = Queer Eye for the Luchadore. Someone should tell him that nobody uses rotary phones any more. His new finisher should be to lift a guys arm up in the air like he's extending the antenna on a cell phone, then tickle the guy's nipples and talk into his crotch. That's the future of the 619. He also needs to get back into that feud with Orton, only so I can hear him wimper the name "Wan-dee" 15 times a night. He makes the illigetimate love child of Ryan Seacrest and Michael Cole look like Heman-level of masculinity. Chris Jericho - Enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in a one of those Starburst wrappers that when someone eats the candy, they rewrap the wrapper and hand it to you, and you open it and it's like "Son of a bitch! You did it to me again, fucker!" When did he become an expert on the 80's? Why does he feel that his newfound expertise on the 80's is more important than his wrestling career. Why would anyone even consider talking to TNA at this point? Why would they tell us that he's probably going to come back in September when "probably" means "not....(but we love dickin' with you.)" Batista - Remember when they did that vignette with Big Show on the toilet? Or that other time they did that vignette with Big Show on the toilet? Alls I'm saying is that now that he's retired, there's a nitch that just opened up. Career Advise: Batista, you know when opportunity's knocking. Open that door, buddy. Eric Bischoff - "Hey everybody. I heard Raw was in town, and I just decided to stop by (even though I'm not an employee) walk to the ring, (Even though I'm not an employee) grab a mic, (even though....you get the picture) and tell you the obvious. Next week, I'm planning on randomly walking on the set of American Idol to tell everyone who I'm voting for. Keep an eye out for me!" Booker T - Almost perfect. All he needs is to cut a promo where he turns face, changes his gimmick, ditches his wife as his manager, retires, picks up the color commentator spot, then gets involved with NASA and their plans to return to the moon, so he can be the first person to do a spinarooni on the moon. Until then, he'll just be "almost perfect".