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World Heavyweight Championship match.
Batista (c) Vs The Undertaker
Winner: The Undertaker (oh please oh please)
How: Pinfall
Move: Tombstone


WWE Heavyweight Title
John Cena (c) Vs Shawn Micheals
Winner: John Cena
How: Submission
Move: STFU


Bobby Lashley Vs Umaga
Winner: Bobby Lashley
How: Pinfall
Move: Running Powerslam


Money in the Bank
Winner: Edge


ECW Originals Vs The New Breed.
Winner: New Breed
How: Pinfall
Move: Shot with Thorn's Walking Stick


T&A match
Melina (c) Vs Ashley
Winner: Melina
How: Pinfall
Move: Rollup


Kane Vs Khali
Winner: Khali
How: Pinfall
Move: Double Arm Chokeslam


US Title Match
Benoit (C) Vs MVP
Winner: Chris Benoit (if God is paying attention)
How: Submission
Move: Crossface


BONUS: Kid Rock



Will prolly edit this after ECW and/or SD!.